oye putos.

I'm so pleased this one comes with a stuffed burro: anyone who wore it needs demonstrate Dead Ass Syndrome.

This is the Hey Amigo costume—which, we are told by the marketers, is "hilarious."

Again, note skin tones of the fake legs.

Dear Uncle Zappa, The answer is  C.) none of the above: that is neither a real poncho nor a Sears poncho.

People who find this appropriate attire for Hallows' Eve, proceed directly to a reputable, indigenous source, for edification on Día de Los Muertos.

Boo.

~Emmanuela

scary. uh huh.

This, gente, is the costume mask of an illegal alien. 

Notice the latex skin tone matches . . . um . . . 'k.

You go on and protest the sellers.

I'll be here, shaking my head about the "Ghetto Fabulous Wig" pulled from Kohl's.

Scary weekend, gente. Mm  hmm.

True colors and all that.

~Emmanuela